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Americans will deep fry anything

Ask them, they’ll probably tell you. It is the night shift after all.

1. The lion ear is missing on the right panel.

Maybe in your user settings you have “Show Read Posts” unchecked and it hide your post. Try to check that box and see if it you can see your posts.

So, they did predict the water rising.

Can I have an exception?

Jeep Wrangler from around 2021

This is so fucked up in OPSEC terms, but reading everyday news and I’m totally not surprised. If an adversary intercept such messaging before operation you can get a new batch of “losers” arriving home in bodybags.

“Necroflirting”

Sometimes you must shield yourself with dark humor just to keep on going (that, or you’re an asshole).

Procrastinate, the world is going down the drain just fine without my help.

When professional edgelords control the state, us mere shitposters can just watch in awe

https://www.congress.gov/bill/119th-congress/house-bill/1161/text

That’s one small can, one giant bean for plate.

Trying so hard to connect and the surroundings still think you’re weird and unresponsive. Keep trying witch, eventually someone will notice!

Maybe other people will take the keys to overtake the dead person apartment, and hide the body so they could keep living there, letting the OP murderers get away with it.

Am I overthinking the joke?

Definitely!

Source: babylonbee

People don’t like to hustle with pirate sites if given reasonable alternatives. Currently youtube, spotify, apple music and online radio stations fulfill these demands. Just like netflix originally killed most of pirate streaming, it was easier just to pay a bit to get all the content, then content providers decided each to create their one limited content service and pirates were back in business. Once you’ll have to pay a different providers to hear different songs you’ll start seeing more and more pirate music streaming sites.

I tend to crawl down too many rabbit holes