See? I knew we’d find a use for him.

Now I really want to answer your rhetorical question, because you’ve badly misunderstood how popes work.

Monarchs are like cardboard boxes. Someday they’ll be useful again, you just know it.

I watched a youtube clip last night about scientists inventing a technology for giving tardigrades tattoos. It’ll be useful in multiple non-tardigrade scenarios (obviously) but the news reporter knows how to catch my interest.

I might be okay with specific use cases, but overall no. Why do we need to invent users? Users are a thing that already exists. This is a solution desperately hunting for a problem.

I saw two of my friends joking with their father and realised they weren’t afraid of him.

Because you’re not filtering by your subscribed communities.

I was watching a Brad Williams clip where he talked about humping John Stamos’ leg.

Someone with no butts on their butt, that’s who.

I’ve just reviewed your mod log and I’m pretty sure the problem is you.

They’ve always got evidence that they’re going to show us… soon.

Not today.

But soon.

They can’t say when.

Only that it’ll be soon.

Soon.

I’d prefer if Lemmy didn’t adopt the ‘divorce him/her, hit the gym, lawyer up’ rubber stamp comment.

I don’t think you read that article before posting that headline.

My wife will try to pulse light at me while I’m asleep or in another room.

I guess some people haul their baggage with them wherever they happen to go.

The enemy’s gate is Down.

Hot as in spicy? Yeah. I’ve made that mistake.

Yes I am. Seems to happen to me every time the season changes.

Damning the man is one thing, giving up a convenience is another.

I wanna see you with an electric cake mixer and a determined expression.