I think this was their best skit. I have no idea why people think the dead parrot one was the best.

When you forget to sell your futures.

Where do you work? I think biweekly has taken to mean 2 weeks, I expect the exception is UK.

Because I said sou.

Nou.

Lügenpresse, right? Right?

Technically true but missing the whole point.

Or do they and we have a skewed sense of reality?

Did you miss the harassment part?

Lead acid car batteries can emit a bit of gas, especially the old ones. That’s why when jumping a car you’re supposed to put the negative on the frame. Probably thinks it’s all batteries.

Bad labeling, they should have called it the 150. People will assume that means 50% more, which is kinda close. For any legal matter they can say it refers to 150 grams, which is dead accurate.

People have a hard time with percentages, propensity, likelihood, etc. They can only think in binary terms. I used to think it was the right but looks like it’s everyone.

What’s with the fan?

Won’t someone please think of the property values‽

Rookie numbers.

It goes against the perfect manicured lawn narrative.

Very good explanation, thank you.

Vampire: “Can I come inside?”

English teacher: “I don’t know, can you?”

If you’re suggesting that they’re not wrong, you should know businesses make bad decisions all the time.

Was gonna say this is exactly why Chromebooks and Google docs is popular.