Every damn time.

No. And these sound like trauma reactions.

Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines! The day is young and the meme train has just begun.

Just the females? Doesn’t seem equal. Edit: y’all get sarcasm, right?

Taught elementary for about 25 years. I can attest to the oddball questions coming from little folks just like him.

Nobody’s standards should be that low. You may need some help my friend.

My ex wife.

Ohmygosh, so did I.

Surprised there’s still grass.

Wow! What an intelligent idea.

Adorable

I mean I can definitely feel his pain.

I’ve been there. It was a nice walk. A shame, really. Mother Nature is a real bitch.

It’s a “never do this again, or ever”. Been in front of judges and always warned my patients/clients to be highly respectful. They hold your little bits in their hands.

Just hang on. You’re almost there. Almost 56. Other than some arthritis, gaming ain’t all that bad.

Some very naughty people and THIS offends them? The horror.

Oh dear, I almost choked when I read this. Well played.