Mayor Poopington

Wear some clothes. Most places won’t like it if you show up naked.

It’s has occured to me that it’s probably a wine bottle sized bladder in the side rather than being entirely filled with wine

I don’t, personally. As long as you aren’t hurting anyone, I don’t care what you believe. Its your life to live, do what you want with it.

What’s a fin harmonica? Is that one dolphins can play?

Lived in Sidney, NE when I was super young. Population 6,000 and ain’t shit around it but corn, missile silos, I-80, and the occasional train derailment.

I suppose that’s what I get for commenting first thing in the morning! No point fixing it now, it’s too funny.

I may just start writing “Deer god” anyways because that is so majestic.

Deer god, why the fuck did you make foot people so vocal?

At the rate IPv6 adoption is going, I wouldn’t get my hopes up.

You can never be very far from home at any time, in case you have to poop

If say only you physical body teleports, leaving behind a pile of clothes, the contents of your digestive tract, and contact lenses. You arrive naked, hungry, and blind.

But only Will and nobody else. If Will isn’t around you better hope he shows up or you may have some serious medical problems.

I have but totally forgot about that part!

D mostly. Occasional G

You can only teleport your body. Meaning you will always arrive naked.

I’ll take on of those please

Conservatives sure are a wild bunch

I mean, makes sense. But also… yikes

On the plus side, I’m old now

Wait, this is real?

Did you print out a screenshot of a text message and then take a photo of it?