I’m sure he was playing with something while talking to Putin but I doubt it was an accordion.

And can easily break bones or maim if used incorrectly.

“powered off”

Unless I’m holding the battery in one hand and the phone in the other I don’t trust it being turned off either.

I would be shocked if they aren’t equipped with puke bags for such an event and then your plan is foiled.

So much furry content, holy smokes.

Would be cooler if it was.

Mouth/anus is just one hole since humans are doughnut shaped.

Don’t forget bellybutton.

And the right is claiming it’s referencing to having him killed “go 8 miles out of town and bury them 6 feet down”

This is the same energy as people who buy their SO a vehicle without any input. Enjoy the new car payments babe.

Are you a cat? Who chews on their shoelaces?

Alleged murder. For the time being at least we have due process.

Jokes on you, I picked rock.

Did you see the pope’s ridiculous costume? Couldn’t even wear a suit to his own funeral.

I’ve watched a ton of judge Judy episodes and also feel qualified to judge others.

You make international trade so much fun.

What competition does Apple have that still has a tariff? I’m a little surprised he didn’t just come out and EO a program where any company that contributes X amount of dollars is exempt. Make Samsung pay also.

Nobody gets murdered in Russia. They just accidentally fall out of windows because they’re clumsy.

Detain them!

Between that and flipping a coin. At least the group chat has more opportunities for someone to point out a stupid idea.