Don’t plead anything. Don’t talk at anll until you have a lawyer there.

Very nice, I think I might make a sticker of this. If you don’t mind.

Adding a second “dollar sign” with a hand getting crushed works I think.

They also interconnected screens, facial cameras, color adjustments and all the other bullshit that’s making fixing these more and more annoying and expensive.

Australia as well… I guess it’s white peoples’ fault after all.

The breakers at transformers in each neighborhood would surely trip before frying a house I would think.

They go whenever a tree comes down near our street anyway.

You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by.

A smooth blitzkrieg.

50 billionth of a USD sounds about right.

Taco Bell used to be cheap though, like 59¢ taco cheap. Now it’s like $9 for 3 and takes 20 minutes to get it.

And a 1/4lb is 4 oz, which sounds too small (compared to 8-10oz steaks that some people consume). So a 5.33 or even 5.5 oz burger doesn’t sound much bigger.

Maybe if the actual costs—especially including environmental costs from its energy use—were included in each query, we’d start thinking for ourselves again. It’s not worth it for most things it’s used for at the moment

I’m trying to do that in the US too. Haven’t used a Starbucks except as an emergency bathroom for over 2 years.

Wang tattoos incoming!

Narcissism is a powerful disorder

This is…

Owwwww

I’m goons gonna try it with my 7yo. I’ll report back if he gets anywhere. On the plus side $10 should be enough incentive.

Salty winter sperm

Better pump up those numbers, hope they have “Justice system doesn’t apply to me” money.

It said they were upset about losing their birds when electrical sensors arrived in the 1980s!

I kinda thought that many of the coal mines were closing by then at least in Britain.