Was fisting involved? I think I saw that.

Yeah, governments never fuck up. Better just have one big unstoppable one. Real genius level thinking there. Can’t go wrong.

No way to turn that crap off? Newest car I’ve ever owned is a 2011, had to rip out Onstar, but that was easy.

*yeeted.

Exactly. I’m in no rush to park, but you never know when you might need to fuck the hell off in a hurry lol.

Are those the ones that you can completely immobilize with a traffic cone?

I’m glad connect blocks that annoying crap.

I just looked up OP12R. Looks cool but comes with android. Are you using a different OS?

Whar a stupid

Yep.

We had a really sweet girl cat come around for a while, hated my tomcat, wouldn’t have anything to do with the dogs (who love cats lol) she would just sneak in, eat, avoid all other animals and come sit in my lap for lovin’s for about an hour and then off she’d go. Haven’t seen her in a while tho :(

Why dont you just use your gun?

Imagine using siri, to try to slam AI lmao.

if they’re idiocy

Might have to slap yourself around a little bit as well there champ.

I give 'em the old “caring for a sick or dying family member.” Look sad that they brought it up. That usually shuts them up.

Did you win the argument?

Its almost like the people who come up with this batty shit never actually leave the basement, so they don’t understand suntans.

Or you could read the article. Wheels ain’t gonna work down there bro.

Carl’s Jr. $5 Burger used to mock this bullshit. It cost $3 and it was fucking amazing.

Username checks out. I do pity you.

Lmao. Impressive how you manage to fuck up such a basic task as eating.

Survival of the fittest needs to be a thing again.