Sometimes this is called Marie Antoinette syndrome because this supposedly happened to her during the French Revolution. Of course, unlike this girl, Marie Antoniette deserved it.

It tastes like what male cat pee smells like.

Though to be fair, I don’t think Chicago people like it either and only buy it because it’s terrible

Bro is holding a whip

His best work was when he was underground

Everyone get down, it’s the tone police

“We’re running out of trucks to blow up”

Please repeat after me: I do not recognize the bodies in the water

Say what you will but he looks great in those high heels.

bench presses ATM

Remember when they chopped that journalist into little pieces and everyone was like “damn that sucks please don’t do it again but no pressure though”

Punchline, yes and

Among all people, then

Could be worse, you could be assisting with a colonoscopy

Could be worse, you could be doing colonoscopies.

Better 60 years too late than never

Pictured: Average Texas gay bar

His successor also died of natural causes

In the sense that’s natural to do this to fascists.

Imagine how upset the racists were after WW2. First a bunch of immigrants running away from Europe started coming over, then their boys lost the war, then some much more qualified racists got all the cool science jobs.