Jai?

Is it pronounced Guy or Gee?

I’m not your dude, guy.

Which tier of her patron do you subscribe to?

Who doesn’t think of dps or gangbangs in the shower?

And all the neighbors clapped.

I honestly don’t think she’s into that.

She does, however, sell nude pictures on her patron.

I’d use a sander.

Why do you need someone’s permission to translate them?

My grandma always used to say ‘oysters make them moister.’

Now I want to make a clam chowder buttplug.

Yeah I guess it’s not the coal temperature but the actual bbq temperature.

Poor guy had one bad hair and makeup day and everyone’s making fun of him.

I’ve been doing my steak over 600 degree Fahrenheit charcoal lately and it turns out killer.

We’re not talking about cheap whores here though.

The female orgasm is a myth.

This is the kind of shower thought you have after slipping and hitting your head.

Have you ever used one to stoke a fire?

I like mixing some milk into my crisps to make sogs.