Yo, don’t compare my drunk ass to those people. When I’m drunk I only get 100% more talkative and like 500% more gay.

Duh, cause only poor people use the devil’s lettuce.

Kill him? Who? The fucking Romans again?

I wish I could skip 1000 years ahead. Either we fixed thing or humanity has died out. I win either way.

Muttimobil

I keep forgetting that Karl Urban is in everything. From The Boys to Jason Bourne 2, Star Trek, freaking Xena and Riddick.

Well, you either switch and learn to use compatible software or you can keep complaining about enshittification for the rest of your life.

At what point is a democracy not a democracy any more?

Does it? The IDs have one, but the passports are also still booklets, aren’t they? But then if you stay within the Schengen area, the ID is enough anyways. I even been to the UK once with just my ID. Before Brexit ofc.

It’s like you carefully engineered it to be unreadable. Quite impressive actually. Never seen text this unreadable before in my life. This is what being color blind must be like.

I wish sb would raid my tomb

Sure, but we should also allow assisted suicide done professionally. My body my choice.

Common Noyb W

I block the losers posting AI slop. Can’t force me to look at that trash.

Lead!

This world is too fucking dumb. I can’t take this

+1 for yoga. Stretching is just as important, but so many people completely neglect it

I think bones also scale up if you are overweight at a young age. My knee bone is almost twice the size of my buddy’s despite being close to the same height. I bet if he’d weigh the same as me those knees would be in trouble. Mine are doing fine tho.

What if the vampire sperm is really long lived too?

Vampire: “Nevermind” pulls out a gun and shoots the teacher