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The safe word is “pop tart”

I sincerely hope the voters throw this guy out on his ass and then follow up with new indictments to replace the charges he had dismissed. Guy is pure corrupt scum.

This is the answer, right here.

Time trap was awesome. The scene when they realize the flickering lights are time passing and then they poke their heads out of the cave to see a complete departure of the old world.

The end got a lil weird tho.

Nonetheless it’s a movie that will stick with you for a few days of conceptualizing.

*Time Trap was directed by Ben Foster, which I just discovered. It’s also streaming for free (w ads of course) on YouTube.

Same can be said for members of SCOTUS

I say this all the time: we built an economic system based on scarcity, and then manufactured scarcity.

The average American reads at an 8th grade level, with slightly more than half reading at a 6th grade level.

We have been cognitively neutered, by design.

“Your student loans have been sold to a new servicer. Which one? Can’t tell you. Best of luck.”

Cue the airlines come with hand-wringing to beg the Feds for more bailouts because “nobody is flying anymore.”

Parasitical business practices should lead to market exit.

This is the dude that rolled up after she sang that dirge

Those cracks are called skin fissures.

“But how will we keep our enormous administrative overhead to ourselves?”

Life, uh, finds a way

It has been an extremely long year already

Other than perceptible hydration

If you click on the comic, it plays a specific Simon and Garfunkel song too

The grumpy owl, Archimedes, was my favorite

Going to assume you’re just trauma venting, because clearly toddlers should be eating all the time; they’re small and have small systems, whereas adults can almost always eat enough food to sustain them for 4-5 hours, with a basic understanding of nutrition.

Anyway, sorry your mom was the way she was.

Don’t invite this person. They’ll make errands that should be an hour into a 3 hour escapade while complaining every 25 minutes about being hungry and wanting snacks.

Eat a whole fucking meal, like an adult.

So, kevlar blankets?

The children yearn for constant gaslighting and terrorism?