Jenius

Yes, thank god.

First, they take the dinglebop, and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem…

Well, it’s lightspeed, duh

I developed a habit way in my childhood.

You swallow. Then you tell yourself it was a peppercorn or some other bullshit. Unless you bit on something crunchy and super toxic, chances are you save yourself the disgust and loss of appetite.

But obviously check the rest of the food, just in case. Alternatively, you can check the food, then swallow if you didn’t find anything nasty.

Oh, sorry : ). Hungary.

kid = baby goat

I was today years old (non-native).

Huh, and I thought it was just us saying it with an elephant.

Holy mackerel, it’s the house!

…and instead of joining the boycott, proceeds to do nothing.

Better not be geese, though

Dang. It doesn’t show thumbnails for me, but at this point there are people who even recognise the link.

How about the accident on the 27th of July 1987 that has been the cause of severe pain and agony for literally millions of people?

It could be just me, but I always feel like “fuck, that must have been a scew/bolt/nail/T-72 that will fuck up my vacuum”. I’m sure there’s some kind of filter that was invented somewhere around 1947 to prevent exactly that, but the instant feeling is still the same.

My folks also do something similar. I’d bet most lemmy/[colour name]dit users of miscellanious languages also have their own form of me+me (I+I). Spanish speakers, is it ‘yoyo’ or just ‘meme’?

Und Bubatzgarten oder was Bubatzgärtnerclub*!

I work for Belethor, at the General Goods Store.

Yeah, that’s the story. Thanks for the correction.

I mean, there’s literally an “actual” case in the Bible. I’m not even religious, so sorry if I can’t provide much detail, but in the story of Sodoma and Gomorrah there’s this bloke who asks God to save one soul. After God says okay, he’s like, if you could save one, couldn’t you save another? Then he proceeds to get God to save everyone in the same vein.

Yeah, God in his infinite wisdom and his mysterious ways (of being convinced by a 10 cent trick).