Coffee’s for closers only

Not in Philly they won’t lol

And they have the nerve to ask why people aren’t having kids anymore

Just like penis inspection day in gym class

He can get his own body wash then

Exactly what I was thinking lol

Lol reminds me of the 4chan one. Bond burger?

Someone asked me if I preferred breasts or thighs. I told them I was more into anal fisting and now I’m banned from KFC.

Pain is relative. Yes other people may have it worse than you. The worst pain you’ve felt in your life is still the worst, for you. So don’t write it off so easily.

Well people aren’t having kids anymore so I guess we’re doing what we can

Fyre Festival 3? They didn’t even have 2 yet

It depends on the context but generally no.

Love me some co-op shitting

Fuckin Chadus Maximus living up to his name lol

I stared into the abyss and it consumed me

They were always pussies.

Gotta go with 1

One resource that jumps to me is a book called “The Way of the Superior Man”. While I don’t agree with or remember everything in it, I remember it being something that helped me become a better man. Also Aragorn from Lord of the Rings as a fiction role model, little harder for a non-fiction one. Someone mentioned healthygamerGG, Henry Cavill?